Even with the fuel scarcity, Nigerians still have time to crack us up on Twitter. See tweets below:
This first one really cracked me up. Seems like some Nollywood movie script:
Igbo babes will cook for you and as you dey chop the chicken she hits u with
So who is Teniola
Fam ur next answer will determine if the poison in the food will work or not
— Cinderella Man (@Osi_Suave) December 30, 2017
This next one is pure evil:
Some igbo babes haven't posted yet, they are still shaving. ❤
— Wana (@Unwana_Etuk) December 30, 2017
Thread will end na,those abroad igbo babes will curve you,you'll now come back after wandering about like homeless children and say 'let me suck breast Darasimi' you better suck your breast o???????????
I'll draggggg you from your oduduwa generation— M.A.R.Y.A.M❤ (@thehighmother) December 30, 2017
Just one thread of Igbo girls has tensioned you people.
Now there are over ten threads of both Yoruba men and women.— Fat Belly ‘Nenye (@The_Nenye) December 30, 2017
Igbo girls are the most beautiful in Nigeria. If u come to my mentions to argue, I will block ur Yoruba ass.
— Infamous Minded (@PRODEEGY) December 30, 2017
Please, please, please and please the igbo girls thread originated from abroad twitter, abroad itself is a filter. If you ppl want to do yoruba or hausa let it start from that end. I'm already seeing one oshogbo girl posting selfie with pepper grinder, don't "degrace" us.
— IBADAN ZEUS (@OlabisiOa) December 30, 2017
Lmao don’t let the igbo boys deceive you. Yoruba boys are way finer. They’re not posting because that’s how 5 of their girlfriends will quote tweet with “look at my baby ?”
— Queen Fayoscosco (@Fayo_funmi) December 30, 2017
Nothing more triggering than when I told a guy I didn’t want his kids cos our sons would be beardless like him and he told me “I trust your genes” cos I’m Igbo ?
— Ugonna (@VikkiAngelX) December 29, 2017
There are somethings you dont argue.
Cooking, Beauty -> Igbo girls
Intelligence, Respect-> Yoruba girls
Big/Audacious Ass, Cooking, Lit Sex Game -> Calabar girls
Good intonation, Fearless-> Edo girls
Underrated Beauty-> Fulani girls
An eye for an eye-> Warri,Edo girls
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— KinG NomSo? (@ani_nomso) December 30, 2017
Igbo babes thread VS Yoruba babes thread pic.twitter.com/Ooyy9Fkp8x
— Star ? (@Taymietee_) December 30, 2017
Tribal war because my igbo queens decided to appreciate themselves. You people are dead tings on here.
— Fancy Ho' (@Fiddsss) December 30, 2017
Just 1 igbo thread. And boom Yoruba boys and girls thread everywhere. Threatened and tensioned ?????
— wig maker? (@HeyDesola_) December 30, 2017
Igbo men have always been finer and classier than any other tribe in Nigeria. But let's all act fake surprised ??
— Sandra (@Sandraessor) December 30, 2017
They blocked him… for the culture. Ndi igbo kwezuenu????? pic.twitter.com/F9XBQ4Lm8r
— Igala_Alan_Shore (@i_am_Anomeli) December 30, 2017
For more hilarious tweets, follow the trend #IGBO on Twitter
