In case you hadn’t heard, Pete Davidson has a lil’ something-something called Big Dick Energy. And now, he’s out here talking about his literal big dick and its literal energy in public.
The Saturday Night Live star recently performed at Auburn University, where a fan asked him about what it’s like being with Ariana Grande.
“What’s it like being engaged to Ariana?” Pete responded. “It’s like what you would think it was like but, like, 100 times sicker. It’s f*cking lit. I’m a very very lucky boy, and I’m very very loved and I’m very lucky.”
Awww, how cute and innocent, right? Wrong, he also said this: “And my dick’s forever hard.”
Oh. Um. Well then. Good to know. And hey—Ariana seemed to appreciate Pete’s musing, because she hit up Instagram Stories to compliment him on a hilarious set.
I think we can all agree that the Big Dick Energy has never been bigger or more energized, amirite?
