The mysterious snake has become one of the most trending topics on social media after it got a Twitter account.
By now, you already heard or read about the mysterious snake that allegedly swallowed N36 million from the Makurdi, Benue JAMB office.
Hours after the news broke online, the mysterious snake has become one of the most trending topics on social media after it got a Twitter account. Since the crazy story broke out, Nigerians have reacted in the most hilarious ways with hilarious tweets and memes.
See some epic reactions below:
Money swallowing snake gets Twitter account
A Twitter account has been created for the money swallowing snake. The handle of the parody account is @NigeriaSnake, and it has over 1,000 followers.
“I am the snake that ate N36 million from Jamb office. I will not vomit it” reads the bio of @NigeriaSnake. It tweets are make fun of the sensational and baffling story.
Finally,
The Nigerian Army has found the snake ? that swallowed N36m at JAMB officepic.twitter.com/4M3ni1xyGR
— JAJ ????✌ (@Jajdgenius) February 11, 2018
Rodents chased Buhari out from his office and now a snake has swallowed N36m in JAMB office. This Buhari government is wonderful.
— Meche (@amechioma) February 11, 2018
The richest snake in Nigeria is the one that got a monthly salary of #30,000,000 in JAMB office under a change regime
— DejaVu? (@captain_sholo) February 11, 2018
FG : where’s the money?
JAMB : errrm a snake ate it
FG: Don’t lie you’re the snake abi?
JAMB : pic.twitter.com/pmCDKS8BIp
— Blvck Tiger (@josh_Ekun) February 11, 2018
Here is a CCTV footage of the moment a strange snake crawled into jamb office and swallow N36 million, we hope this footage will help apprehend the reptile. pic.twitter.com/6FLgUleIIc
— OBI IS A MAN (@Naija_blood_) February 11, 2018
Let’s fix this for you. New JAMB Boss, appointed 2016, decided to fumigate JAMB offices nationwide. In Benue Office, one snake emerged. Upon interrogation it confessed it was born around 2006/07, & has been feeding fat since.
PS. Fumigation coming to Ekiti soon. Pls welcome them https://t.co/brMFg3FUnZ
— tolu ogunlesi (@toluogunlesi) February 11, 2018
As you sleep tonight, may you not JAMB a spiritual snake that will swallow your blessings in your dream. Sweet dreams. Good night Kings and Queens.
— Iyá Lájè Of Lagos (@newscantell) February 10, 2018
Jamb students will start expecting questions like this.
Calculate how long it will take a snake to swallow 36M Naira. If the Bank notes are either in 100, 200,500 or 1000 denomination and tabulate the chances of the snakes survival using the APC formula.
— Victor Dan (@victorfreze) February 11, 2018
So a snake spiritually swallowed N36 million in Jamb office. At this point let us sell off this country. Am done, give me my share.
RT if you’re also interested in getting your share. pic.twitter.com/FRWIWqriJx
— Dr. Savage ?? (@surh__says) February 10, 2018
Me – *receives call* Hissss, Who is thissss?
Caller – I am the Jamb Director in Benue. Please we need to talk.
Me – hiss, talk about what?
Caller – The N36million na.
Me – you for dey for me, when the snake dey hunger oh. pic.twitter.com/oIxz1bMyWw
— The Nigerian Snake (@NigeriaSnake) February 11, 2018
Before I swallowed N36million vs After I swallowed it.#Surulere pic.twitter.com/4paUBZDj0D
— The Nigerian Snake (@NigeriaSnake) February 11, 2018
People saying it is impossible for me to swallow money are very shortsighted.
The 2 Dubai houses that Tukur Buratai bought with proceeds from snake farming, do you think it was broke snakes from Ijebu-ode he was dealing with?
— The Nigerian Snake (@NigeriaSnake) February 10, 2018
DISCLAIMER!
People have been circulating this picture as my real identity ever since I swallowed the money.
It is the handwork of detractors. There’s no way I will wear fake Ankara and looking like a hungry version of Tonto Dike after swallowing N36million.
Thanks
Hissssss pic.twitter.com/5CFzHz4Lro
— The Nigerian Snake (@NigeriaSnake) February 10, 2018
Mysterious snake swallows N36 million proceeds from scratch card sales
According to a staff of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, a mystery snake allegedly swallowed proceeds from the sale of admission scratch cards in the state, totalling N36 million.
The board’s management for the Makurdi, Benue state office is yet to come to terms with the explanation given by one of its staff members.
According to the reports, the mystery snake reportedly sneaked into the accounts office of the Board a number of times and made away with the N36m.
A sales clerk, Philomina Chieshe, told the JAMB registrar and his team that she could not account for the N36m she made in previous years before scratch cards were abolished.
In the course of interrogation, Philomena denied stealing the money, choosing to blame the mystery snake instead.
She, however, confessed that it was her housemaid that connived with another staff member, Joan Asen, to “spiritually” steal the money from the vault in the accounts office.
In her confessional statement, Philomina said that Joan Asen and her accomplices confessed to stealing the money “spiritually” through a mysterious snake that swallows the money from the vault.
The board is yet to respond to the strange occurrence. we reached out to the JAMB office in Benue for confirmation numerously and hasn’t gotten a response
Source: Pulse.ng
