How Twitter Saved my Life😂

So you know how our African parents always complain about us pressing our phones too much? Oh well! I’m glad I press my phone a lot because it just saved my life. Follow me on this one.

So Homeboy woke up this morning na! And was feeling good about something but couldn’t place it, then suddenly my brain screams MIRUM!!!(wonderful in Latin) as I remembered that i was off today and didn’t have to face any Lagos traffic! OYA MARLIANS! MARLIANS X4

So after opening my twitter app and greeting my neighbors on the street of Twitter na. Homeboy decided it was time to step out of bed.

As a lazy Bachelor that can cook but doesn’t like to cook. I calculated what i could eat that won’t cost me much. After a long one hour of deliberation and back n forth with my Board of Trustees. (Don’t even pretend like you don’t talk to yourself too)

It didn’t take long and I finally settled for Bread, Egg and Tea. “Don’t stress me abeg”. Local man cannot can. So I set out to buy egg and pepper na. As per I be Yoruba boy and I cannot eat without pepper. 10mins later I’m back in the kitchen slicing onion like I’m on Food Network. ( A sprinkle of Salt and Maggie Here and There)

After slicing and dicing. I said let me switch on the camp-gas and fry my egg o! This is where the horror film started

This next part is a little dramatic but trust me this is exactly how it happened;

“Na so I on gas oo. Put frying pan on the gas. Said I should reduce the fire, next thing gas dinur reduce. Fire everywhere! “ARA ADUGBO! Egbami ke!!”

See panicking!! Guy! My spirit left my body and got to ojota first, went back to idumota before coming back to the kitchen! See me shouting “God! Father! Jesus!”

Just I thought to myself “It is finished, I’m dead” then I remembered that video that my neighbors on twitter retweeted. The video showed a man putting out a cylinder fire with wet towel. So Like speedy Darlington I rushed to the bathroom! Soaked the towel! And like superman entering the sun, I went in!

It was like film trick! (All I did was Wrap The Top of the Cylinder where the fire was with the wet towel) I just heard “Shhhhsssssss” the fire went off and everything was calm!

I smiled and sighed with relief!

I could hear the screams and applauds in my head! Wheew! I did it! I put out the fire! E Choke!

And that’s how twitter saved my life guys! I still fried the egg with the same cylinder and ate the food. Thank you for reading this story. Please share the link to save a life!

Note: This Only Works On Small Kitchen Fire not The kind of Fire that needs Fire fighters o!!!!!!!!!!!

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How Twitter Saved my Life😂